Things you should never say as the director of a film based on a book by Rebekah Walton

Gpuddle's siggy after Apted said,''This movie is based on the book and a book the author never wrote.''

1. This movie is nothing like the book.
2. This movie is based on the book and a book the author never wrote. (In other words, we made up a whole bunch of stuff and put it in the movie.
3. I don't believe a movie should be exactly like the book. I think there should be scenes that aren't in the book in the movie.
4. This movie is like an alternate univerise of the book. (In other words, we took the characters and made a completely different story with them.)