Frankly, I would never marry anyone in a million years,(because I would be dead) no matter how much I had liked them, while I was alive. So, girls that say,’’I would never marry that man in a million years.’’ They are really saying absolutely nothing about what they think of the man for they would not be able to marry anyone in a million years, they would be dead.
Lady: ugh, him? I would not marry him in a million years.
Friend: Good! You will never have to marry someone after you die. I am glad you realize this.
Some women try to change it so that it works but they fail too.
Lady: ugh, him? I would not marry him in a million days.
Friend: If it ever went past a million days would you marry him? Why a million? When do you start counting?
Lady: ugh, him? I would not marry him in a million months.
Friend: By that time you would be so old he wouldn’t want to marry you either.
Lady: ugh, him? I would not marry him in a million seconds.
Friend: I will tell him to wait a million seconds and then ask you to marry him (that’s about 2 weeks)(I did the math!).
Lady: ugh, him? I would not marry him in a million seasons.
Friend: By that time you would be so old he wouldn’t want to marry you either. You would mostly likely be dead.
Lady: ugh, him? I would not marry him in a million weeks.
Friend: You would mostly likely be dead. That is unless you counted wrong.
They fail, so why would you succeed? Notice the girls who like the guys never say,’’I will marry him in a million years.’’ They are smart enough to know that this is not true they will be dead by then.
So, why say something to prove how unsmart you are?
No comments:
Post a Comment